Are we getting relegated?

It’s a simple yes or no.

 

I think we will be in the bottom 3 within 6 games

 

We will 100% be relegated again within a few seasons, whether it is this year I don't know but it will be close.

 

Not this year anyway. 34 points will keep you up this year.

 

Nah, Huddersfield, Cardiff and Fulham are worse, and Burnley and Bournemouth look in trouble too.

Rafa will keep us up then walk.

 

Within a few seasons, yes.

 

We'll survive, by the tip of our collective dick.

 

No. Not this season.
Having said that, I said no in the seasons we previously for relegated too

 

Not this season, but unless something changes radically then certainly within the next couple

 

Survive purely on goal difference!

 

It's going to be close but think the difference will be January recruitment from the other teams. They will bring in good players and we will not.

 

Bournemouth!?

Although I do agree that we will be safe. Rafa knows how to drag is over the line.

 

My Haidara prediction is that Fulham will survive!

 

Sorry strike Bournemouth from the equation, 26 points already, so they ain't going down.

Likewise Brighton look to have enough points on the board already to be comfortable, and Palace are finding form at the right time so can't see them getting relegated. The new Soton guy seems to know what he's doing, so I don't see them going down either.

So the ones I wanna go down:

Huddersfield - Wagner is an arrogant prick and they can't score for **** and are already 5 points adrift, pretty much gone.
Cardiff - cos I ****ing hate Warnock, and they look out of their depth.

and the other one that will go down to keep us up:

Fulham - Ranieri's had some effect, but 1 win in 7 is hardly stunning, need to get wins fast otherwise they're down.
Burnley - everyone like Sean Dyche yeah, but they look pretty wretched atm.

Tough next 5 or so games, so I can see us going back into the drop zone, then coming out mid Jan after the games against Huddersfield, Cardiff, Burnley etc

 

I think it's 3 of the 5 you mentioned. I think we will hover just out of reach above these.

 

Does the pope $hit in the woods?

 

Put this way - We will still be at least one division above Sunderland next season.

 

If ever a comment was destined to bite you in the ass....

 

Hedging my bets. I think we will stay up this season. Next season though? Different matter.

 

If Ashley's still here, mate, will any of still be around to care?!