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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Commachio, Oct 13, 2018.

  1. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    For the younger generation being such ****y *****s?

    Scenario.
    As I was getting my hair cut, I couldn't help over hearing the bloke in the seat waffling about simple things like.

    Take the bus home don't walk (all off a mile)

    Wear a long sleeve shift.

    Don't forget to take a coat.

    Don't forget your phone in case you need anything.

    Your gran will meet you at the bus stop.

    Etc, etc,etc.

    Anyhow, as I was sat looking at Asian slut's, I thought oh he must be on about his daughter, protective father and all that.

    But as it happens, he was talking about his 13 year old son. Ffs

    What a ****ing fanny.

    So are parents way way too over protective these days.

    Are the kids soft as ****, partly due to the parents being massive fannies?
     
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  2. Blueman

    Blueman Well-Known Member

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    Yep, the parents are fannies. Society in general is soft as ****. Not the kids fault.
     
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  3. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    Wouldn't say it's the parents exactly, more of a change within society as a whole so in nurseries schools etc.

    My lad turned around to me the other day and said "Daddy, look it's raining, I don't like the rain and don't want to get wet". Never said anything like that before so can only assume he picked it up from another kid or something?
     
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  4. Spurlock

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    Just keep an eye on the gender neautral agenda at schools if you've got young kids...unless you actually want your kids to grow up confused to **** and wanting to chop their own bollocks off or wanting to grow a dick..up to you.
     
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    Not going to go down with some but it's mothers specifically rather than father's

    Now before some lose it this is actually fact but it's not politically correct to say so.

    That said it's probably new father's too as they were probably raised wussy. By mums

    All I'm saying is if you have two kids at home being brought up by grandma whilst you're in the pub, No bitch you ain't a good mum. Get the ****.home it's middle of the week ffs

    Once in a while having a night off is not a problem
     
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  6. Milk not bear jizz

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    When I was a kid I had to walk home no matter what the weather, in the nude. When the weather was really bad I could wear shoes.

    If I didn't eat my dinner, it would be given to me the next morning laced with arsenic.
     
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    Too many kids growing up in broken homes and not having proper role models.

    Society is ****ed
     
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    100%
     
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  9. Commachio

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    Well there is that also.

    Anyone got an opinion on gay couples adopting?
     
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  10. Star of David Bardsley

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    Don’t see the harm in it myself.
     
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  11. Commachio

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    It mightn't be so bad these days, as times have changed, a lot..

    Mind little Phillip may get a hard time going to school dressed as Cinderella.
     
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    Probably more likely to happen with a wet dad and **** mum than two dads.
     
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  13. Commachio

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    And you my friend are probably right.

    Bet not forget your brolly son, looks like rain.

    But mum I'm 15.
     
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    The rain has calmed down now. Might take the puppy round the corner to the dog-friendly brunch place for some poached eggs and avocado. He gets a scrambled egg in a bowl. This is 2018.

    That or give Brian someone to talk to on the politics thread.
     
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  15. Commachio

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    Don't forget to carry the dog, he's had his morning shower.
     
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    I often do. He’s outgrown his adi-dog hoodies now though. £1 apiece from China.
     
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    They'd be the most fashionable kids in town!
     
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  18. Blueman

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    I'm a bit old school on this subject. Should be a mum and dad imo.
     
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  19. Commachio

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    That's not so much old school mate. That's just the way its always been until recently.
     
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  20. Blueman

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    I know mate. I just think that the woman gives birth and the man helps the woman conceive. It's the natural order of things.
     
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