I once went to Sherwood Forest to find evidence of Robin Hood. I was unable to complete the trip as I found it very 'arrowing
Why did the archaeologist go bankrupt? Because his career was in ruins. Did you hear the one about the archaeologist that was found knapping on the job? Apparently he was stoned.
Discovered a B17 bomber in a marsh when I was fourteen,robbed loads of gear including a .5 machine gun.Much later C4 Time Team "Discovered" it.loads of ww2 stuff around if you know where to look.
When I was a kid we found a dead frog in my mates garden. It was a bit manky, think it had been ****ed up by a cat or something.
I dug out my old KLF cd last night . They were justified and they were ancient and they drove an ice cream van .