Anything Happened Today?

I set my alarm clock for 11 minutes past 9, the ****ing thing didn't go until 9 minutes past 11.

So what's gone on?

 

They took the Twin Towers down mate. Awful scenes

 

So jordans tits have exploded?

 

Why bring Harvey into it?

 

I wonder what nationality Jordan's tits are?

 

Jordanian?

 

im a bit disappointed by the lackof ambition shown by al qaeda. bin laden will be turning over in his watery grave

 

It's early doors

 

Today, this day is 11/9 not 9/11

 

jeez, how insensitive are you. i, like many decent people, observed a minutes silence for the victims of 9/11.

 

so you didnt do the 2 minute silence?? get bored?

 

also, why would anyone attack new york at 6.09 am? bit early dont ya think?

 

no, i'm traditional. history shows that typically we observe 1 minute silences, not 2 minutes, so i only do the 1 minute.

 

Amateurs

 

So basically, you broke the 2 minute silence held all around the world!!

 

was at work at tesco today and there wasnt any 2 minute silence there

 

That's because it would cost them £ 14,520. Their profit works out at £ 121 per second ( fact ) Although this is well below companies like BP and Shell who make circa £600 per second - and to think the price of petrol ( a by product of oil process ) keeps rising.