That could be the reason for all his articles. Getting bummed over his keyboard and he's trying to cry out for help. Newgod are you okay buddy? Do you need any help?
The poor guy could be gettin a live not606 bum raping and here we are laughing at him. Be strong newgod. X
Weren't you the guy that spoke about getting ****ed by his girlfriend with a strap on. Anyway. Newgod maybe try some dirty talk to your attacker, try it in a high pitched voice. It may make your attacker ejaculate quicker.