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Anyone Remember This Guy?

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  1. Dr.Stanley O'Google, HCFC

    Dr.Stanley O'Google, HCFC Well-Known Member

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  2. Anal Frank Fingers

    Anal Frank Fingers Well-Known Member

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    "brutish physicality". For a big lad he has no physical presence whatsoever.
     
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  3. Dr.Stanley O'Google, HCFC

    Dr.Stanley O'Google, HCFC Well-Known Member

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    Yeah - I clocked that....
     
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    Not without a helmet and shoulder pads��
     
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  5. originallambrettaman

    originallambrettaman Mod Moderator Staff Member

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    I never go out without my helmet, but I haven't had any shoulder pads since 1983.
     
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  6. Trumpton Tiger.

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    Nice enough bloke but Premier League Centre Forward? No chance. When he was at City I doubted if he'd ever actually headed a ball before and his positional sense was non existent.
    He would probably have been sensational as a rugby league player.
    Most people who cannot play football usually are.
     
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  7. NorthFerribyTiger

    NorthFerribyTiger Well-Known Member

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    He was never as good as some people liked to think

    Put an average player in a poor side & he will look good, but that's because those around him are poor.

    I think it's only the ex-pat City fans who ever rated him, but he's at best a Heskey wannabee, and Heskey was a donkey
     
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  8. Steven Toast

    Steven Toast Well-Known Member

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    Am I the only one who spotted this?

    "He is now in his second go-around in the Premier League, 43 appearances in, and has just three goals to his name with the Black Cats."

    Did his season with us not count? Lazy journalism.
     
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  9. originallambrettaman

    originallambrettaman Mod Moderator Staff Member

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    It is his second go at the Premier League, his first go was with us.
     
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  10. Steven Toast

    Steven Toast Well-Known Member

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    Yeah, but he signed for Sunderland LAST season, which would surely make this his third go round wouldn't it?
     
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  11. originallambrettaman

    originallambrettaman Mod Moderator Staff Member

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    I just read it as being his second attempt with a Premier League team.

    It will also be his last attempt.
     
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  12. Ernie Shackleton

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    I skim read this article yesterday and couldn't be arsed to comment.

    I've just reread it.

    It really is a poor piece of hack journalism.

    It doesn't actually mention us at all btw, although the 'second go-around in the Premier League, implies us, I guess.

    Clumsy phase however.


    Altidore was meant to be the next big thing in American sacca because Villarreal spunked $10 million on him. He has a decent goal scoring record for the national team. He is obviously a bit of a flat track bully, hence his success at AZ Alkmaar.


    He is not now, nor ever will be a player good enough for the top leagues in the world however.

    He is too slow and cumbersome.

    His anticipation is a notch off the top.

    His finishing is poor or at best inconsistent.



    All he did for us was to fall over a lot and persuade the officials that that must have been a defenders fault.


    I haven't seen a lot of him playing for Sunlan ( no one has!), but from what I have seen he hasn't really improved his game in any significant way.
     
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    As OLM says, they just mean it's his second spell, not second season.
     
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  14. Steven Toast

    Steven Toast Well-Known Member

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    But then it'd be his third attempt because he had one with us and one with Sunderland last season. Which would surely make this his third effort at being a Premier League footballer?

    Agreed though, his last days. He'll be in Malaysia this time next year.
     
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  15. Steven Toast

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    Well they say second go around in the Premier League, which of course isn't true.
     
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  16. originallambrettaman

    originallambrettaman Mod Moderator Staff Member

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    He's been in Premier League twice, so this is his second attempt, it's not very well written, but it's obviously what they meant.
     
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    "anyone remember this guy?"

    the dementia is still a few years away yet.
     
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  18. Steven Toast

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    Ah I see, they could've just said "second team in the Premier League." Hmmm. I appear to have gone full ****** today.

    I am Happy Tiger and you can expect your £5 in the post.
     
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    All Sunderland really need to do is sign Kamel Ghilas
     
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  20. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    Please be true, in fact anywhere will do..

    He's utter ****e.
     
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