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  1. The mighty DeBOOSHy

    The mighty DeBOOSHy Active Member

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    I dunno about everyone else, but as I don't watch the French league at all, I have no idea about all these potential signings. So I type them into YouTube, and I sit there impressed at the incredible skill and finishing ability of these player's we're supposedly signing.

    But, let's be honest, if we pick the best bits of ANY footballer, you can make them look like a world beater.... or can you? Perfect test to this hypthesis - Shola Ameobi, I found this:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_PRyGLC8Qyc

    Brilliant.
     
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  2. Sweet Child O' Mine

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    World beater!? lol
    He seems really awful in the first 40 seconds of this video.:huh:

    i just read the whole article. :(
     
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    QWOP Well-Known Member

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    "It's difficult when your second touch is a tackle" HAHAHAHAHAHA!
     
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  4. Tiote

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    I agree 49 seconds of good.
     
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  5. The mighty DeBOOSHy

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    It actually turns out that most of the clips are taken from the same 3 or 4 games, which is kind of representative of Shola - take any game and there'll be about 4 or 5 moments of sheer "Ameobiness"
     
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  6. Tiote

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    He still looks **** for the first minute hes on the floor
     
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  7. Leon Bessi

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    pure class
     
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    The Secret Ingredient Well-Known Member

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    Oxford English dictionary

    Ameobiness

    –adjective
    1.
    distressing; to watch;said in a sentence "ooh that was bad" "yeah he was showing the classic signs of Ameobiness"
    2.
    extremely bad; horrible
    3.
    a creature that is a combination of a new born giraffe and bambi on ice who despite playing football all of their life still cannot grasp the concept of the off side rule (this could be down to having two X chromosomes)
     
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  9. Tiote

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    It would just say ****
     
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  10. Leon Bessi

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    you must spread the rep....
     
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  11. Hatem Is A Geordie

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    Brilliant video! <laugh>
     
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