If he's preparing fava beans whilst drinking Chianti, make a polite excuse and leave ... Kustard has your back and will be tooled up with his straighteners (or curling tongs)
Might be, my lad goes to Coolers more so hasn't mentioned Judges in a while. Can't wait for him to get out of this place, he's off to Bath Uni next week.
I think you are as well so you might be. Not 100% yet though. We'll need someone like Spaniard to confirm it.