I heard from someone last night that we have a trialist at the moment who is a massive French striker. Apparently he plays for Sunderland and did really well for their reserves against us, tearing McShane apart with his pace and strength. Has anyone heard anything about this? OLM? PT?
A. Trialist? I've heard of him. He seems to play for a lot of Scottish 3rd Division sides, often at the same time on the same day
He seems to fit the bill. I'm pretty sure of the description I gave but it could be wrong. The person was speaking to a group of people not just me, and I only started listening halfway through but I'm still fairly certain of that.
7 goals in 46 games? He'll fit in well here, it's a goal fest of non scoring footballers at the KC - Excluding Fryatt and Koren of course.
I've heard that he was on trial, but he had a fight with Fryatt and stormed out of the car park, running over Koren and causing his leg injury.
Koren ran over HIM in the car park, he still had the pen in his hand after NEARLY signing a contract. Fryatt missed the incident.
I heard Fryatt was giving Henderson a croggy and they were on their way to see the new larker. Koren saw them, got jealous because he hadn't been asked to go and kicked Barmby who then punched Brady. Brady then blamed McKenna because he had lent Fryatt the bike in the first place. It's a ****ing mess and Barmby has lost the dressing room.
I remember some tall black lad skinning mcshane and scoring against us in that reserves match, he did look a bit of a handful.
How do you lose a dressing room? Its got a huge sign on it that says "HOME TEAM" and I am sure that some helpful minion can point it out if you ask nicely.
Black lads, White lads, Pink lads, Yellow lads, Black lasses, White lasses, Pink lasses, Yellow lasses... ...more often than not, they pretty much all skinned him!