"A pen! A Pen! My kingdom for a Pen!" Wailed Simon Clegg as Chopra walked out of Portman Road after not putting pen to paper. "I had 2 pens primed and ready for action and at the crucial moment they both ran out of ink! I hunted high and low for a back up but I couldn't find one" The invisible man ie Marcus Evans had a pen but like its owner it only contained invisible ink which isn't much good at signing contracts!