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Anyone Ever Had Jordan's Nuts In Their Mouth?

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  1. Tina_old

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    Jen doesn't need to answer this one.

    We all know she has <whistle>
     
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  2. Fabulous Fabio

    Fabulous Fabio Well-Known Member

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    <laugh>

    Not bad for you
     
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  3. Tina_old

    Tina_old Princess

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    I know. Was quite proud of myself <laugh>
     
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  4. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    If you mean the wee gay guy that posts on here, then no.


    I've had Katie Price's nuts in my mouth, though.


    They were vile - tasted like sprouts.
     
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  5. Fabulous Fabio

    Fabulous Fabio Well-Known Member

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    Canny whack a bit of the old bawhumming
     
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  6. Tina_old

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    I recommend the cereal btw. It's lovely.

    With me liking big nuts, it's a foregone conclusion though.
     
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  7. GroveRanger

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    Little Jenny was sat at the dinner table when she said to her mum "I saw Tommy's winky at school today" rather concerned her mum said "Okay honey, and what was it like?" To which her daughter said "Just like a peanut"

    Relieved her mum says "Why? Because it was so small?"

    "No" says Jenny "Salty"
     
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    Er...no.
     
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  9. Fabulous Fabio

    Fabulous Fabio Well-Known Member

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    What age is little Jenny?

    She sounds like a wee durty, definite potential there
     
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  10. Vilsmeier-Haack Reaction

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    Was it Jordan after all?
     
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  11. GroveRanger

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    Not sure if it was Jen The Saint........................age to be verified
     
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  12. Fabulous Fabio

    Fabulous Fabio Well-Known Member

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    That would make sense if it was her
     
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  13. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    Jordan pump Jen then the wee fruit? He would need to get pics up here pronto.
     
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  14. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Apparently there is a naughty video of the event.
     
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  15. Fabulous Fabio

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    The video may accidently on purpose find it's way onto redtube or some such website one day
     
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  16. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    We can only hope. But Jordan is probably so pussy-blind right now he won't do it.
     
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  17. Fabulous Fabio

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    I think it'll be found in the amateur section for more reasons than one
     
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  18. Erik

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    I'm not sure who the **** Jen really was, but the weird ****er PM'd me a phone number. I want to know who it was <grr>
     
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  19. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    She likes to talk durty. Disny make her a bad person.
     
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  20. Erik

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    Yes it does <grr>
     
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