Anyone ever fear...

... the doorbell ringing one day and some 18 year old kid opening the door and saying "Hi, I'm your son"?

(Thread Inspired by MattH denying Skylarker is his Dad on the Shadow Ban thread)


Right after University I rented a flat and there was an older lady (about 40) who lived in the same block of flats. We occasionally had fun together... Never a relationship, just a little fun... This was right before me and my now wife started dating. (I stopped having fun with the older lady when I started dating my now wife).

Anyhow. My wife and I ended up getting engaged about 5 months after our first date together... It was pretty quick... But we had known each other for years before we started dating... And 19 years together now proves it wasn't too soon.

A week after announcing my engagement, my 40 year old neighbour told me she was going to move to the coast to be nearer her mother... A few weeks later she was gone.

About a year later I had an "oh ****" moment thinking what if she was pregnant... She had been gaining weight at the end there... It's a thought that has terrified my since...
... And with reason.

When I knew her she had a 7 year old son already. The story behind that: she had a fling with a married man got pregnant and so moved across country so that the Dad didn't find out (she didn't want him to get custody so she left the State without telling him- she thought since he was married he would win custody).

40 is a bit old to get pregnant... But it's possible. If I knew her last name I would Google her to see what I could find, but all I know is her first name and it's a common name.

My biggest fear of all is that she moved to Wrexham and had a child there.

 

seriously, wtf

 

See what I mean @Simple Saffy

 

Was there any need for this bit

 

Nope, fairly certain I have no sprog running around elsewhere.

 

Milk I hate to break this to you but..... @Matth_2014 lives in Wrexham

 

I'll find her for you. Give me an hour.

 

www.mumsnet.com

 

Yep, absolutely!

I've always had this fear, there was this one daft girl when I was working away when I was younger. I never wore a bag and have genuinely no idea if she was on the pill, even though she said she was.

Was young, stoned and feckless at the time, wouldn't be surprised at all, God knows I'm fertile enough.

Wouldn't be surprised if there was a mid twenties Chief round Chandlers Ford way!

 

Thought I recognised that face when you posted your pic...

 

So none of you are worried (besides Chief) youve got little Matty's running around somewhere sprouted from your loins?

For me it's just the one lady... Most of the girls I dated I was fairly sure couldn't have developed uterus parasites.

 

Yes but they wouldn’t be 18 so I’m good.

 

I think I would've known about it by now.

However, I have a feeling my old man has got me a brother or sister out there I don't know about, no joke

 

I used to worry as I virtually didn't bag up on any girl from like 15 to 18 but I just work on the assumption that they would have contacted me by now so don't really worry.

 

Hi son!!

 

I usually did, but if the girl asked me not to, then I would easily cave.

 

Such a woman mate.

 

I don't tend to argue with women much when the blood is flowing...

"What's that honey, you think we need more cushions on the settee, that's fine, you're right six cushions per seat sounds great... Now spread those legs"

 

A bunch of worriers you lads, for actual ****s sake