Wuz in a villa just outside Kalkan, Turkey. Never been to Turkey before, really liked it. Great wee town. Lots of really good restaurants and bars and no ****s wearing fitba taps to be seen anywhere. Villa was spectacular. Infinity pool overlooking a fantastic view of the ocean. That enough info for ye, Shaun? Nosey ****.
Not been to Turkey, I'd be concerned that half way through the holiday they'd kick off with another Arab Spring and murder all the infidels like me. Bit too close to choppy-hand-off land for this citizen.