No thanks. Unlike yer dear old maw I dinnae want to lose a foot and go blind cause I'm too greedy to gie up cakes.
Seriously, by that advert alone, ye are a seriously ugly people. "Barclay" how ugly are the Welsh. If I was Welsh I'd be upset about that. In fact, if I was Welsh....
Yep, they are very very very very very durty. I shagged a welshy burd on a pavement in Kos. Then she wandered off lookin fur a kebab.
Fuck aye! As an added bonus here's what she looked like when she went slightly ginger: please log in to view this image
I once knew a Welshman called Reg Who shoved his kid off a ledge The kid nearly died His wife said 'Get out that's snide' And now he resides in a hedge