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Anybody Ever Shagged a Fat Burd?

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Lightfoot, Jun 8, 2011.

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  1. Lightfoot

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    Anyone?

    What's it like? :emoticon-0101-sadsm
     
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    Lightfoot, Jun 8, 2011
  2. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    ****e.
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690, Jun 8, 2011
  3. EDGE

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    Sweaty
     
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  4. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    You sound like a virgin?
     
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    The Raging Oxter, Jun 8, 2011
  5. Lightfoot

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    Not at all mate. I've got standards, though. Just asking out of morbid curiosity ...
     
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  6. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    So you're talking about deceased fat burds? There used to be a poster who could tell you...
     
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    The Raging Oxter, Jun 8, 2011
  7. HendyMMA

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    Yes i have, StereoTypists Mum, she was a big un :emoticon-0117-talki
     
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    HendyMMA, Jun 8, 2011
  8. The Raging Oxter

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    She wasn't when she died of cancer.
     
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  9. Otto Flayshow

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    Several. Some of them are good, some of them are bad the same as all women. Looks have no bearing on sexual technique (unless you're talking about some serious obesity).
     
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  10. Southsideblue

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    i thought it was standard to have ****ed a fatty?

    Incidently the best shag iv ever had was off a size 14 bird. Not exactly fat, but certainly not skinny.
     
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    <doh>your mum ........

     
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  12. HendyMMA

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    I feel miserable now :emoticon-0101-sadsm
     
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  13. Lightfoot

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    Southside - was that as a reward for fluking the 606OF Predictor?
     
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  14. HendyMMA

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    The best because they go like f**k as they dont know when they are getting it next <ok>
     
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    Anyone see embarassing fat bodies the other night?

    This woman decided to get help because her fanny was so fat it slapped off her belly when she was gettin pumped <laugh>
     
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  16. Kim Jong Il

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    Everyone has shagged a fatty. Everyone knows they try harder but trying hard isn't the same as being good. <ok>
     
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    Kim Jong Il, Jun 8, 2011
  17. EDGE

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    Go on.....
     
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  18. Magic Laudrup 11

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    They would be more willing to do depraved stuff <ok>

    I've never shagged a fatty though
     
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    Magic Laudrup 11, Jun 8, 2011
  19. Lightfoot

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    Not sure I agree. In my experience, red-heads are the best shags. Dunno why? Maybe they are just genetically predisposed to be durty slappers in the sack ...

    However to quote Jeff 'Lightfoot' Bridges: "Red-haired women are bad luck"
     
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  20. HendyMMA

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    Its usually a known scenario when it comes to fat birds, there up for anything!
     
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    HendyMMA, Jun 8, 2011
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