Anybody ever pumped an athlete?

I huvnae.


My mate pumped Lee McConnell when she was about 15/16, though.

At least, he said he did and I believed him.

 

Nup.

 

Me neither.


**** never told me if she was any good or anything either.

 

Winched Budgie McGhie once though, but don't think that counts.

 

I had to google him

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and, naw, that disnae count.

My sister pumped John Hillcoat once - that disnae count either.

 

FFs that's a blast from the past

he's actually a really nice guy.

A really nice married guy.

#slut

 

Did he McGhie ye the pecker?

 

lol @ tags. Nah, it was just a winch.

 

How the **** does this thread have 7 guests @ 11PM?

I'm guessing it isnae a load of Budgie McGhie enthusiasts.

 

I pumped a burd who was a mad gymnast, went to all the national competitions and ****.

Might even have been at these olympics, who knows.

 

Aye, and then you woke up

 

Tina's hairy canary

 

<jealous>'

 

There were only four female GB gymnasts FFS and I'm sure you took a note of her name.


Did ye manage any gymnast freaky **** with her?


The revolving cowboy, for example?

 

That sounds exorcistic.

 

Aye she could get into some mental positions, had her legs behind her head and all that

 

No one's buying it, UN.

<virgin>

 

**** up ya mad dafty, just cos nae **** wants tae pump you dont drag the rest of us down

 

One doth protest too much

 

Away ye go before I pump ye up the arse.