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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Spurlock, Sep 28, 2021.

  1. Spurlock

    Spurlock Homeboy
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    Petrol stations round your ends currently without a pathetic queue?

    need to pop into one soon

    79 miles left in tank

    thanks
     
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    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    I filled up a load of empty Fanta bottles so I'm good.
     
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  3. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    Yeah loads down here bro. Good luck reaching here on those 79 miles though.
     
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  4. Milky

    Milky bar kid

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    No lines around any near me. <ok>

    I suspect I'm more than 79 miles from you though. Will need to check Google Maps to find out.
     
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  5. PINKIE

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    Ive got some spare carrier bags in the boot so I’ll be fine too
     
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  6. PINKIE

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    Petrol or Diesel bro ?
     
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  7. Spurlock

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    petrol
     
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  8. PINKIE

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    Dang.

    If it was diesel you coulda nipped to one of the backyard places for some Red diesel
     
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  9. Sucky

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    Make like pinkie & Cycle
     
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  10. PINKIE

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    Innit bro

    no shortage of seaweed cakes and moss flapjacks to fuel up on
     
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  11. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    Could tie himself to someone who has petrol and get a tow
     
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  12. PINKIE

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    Yeah he just ain’t thinking creatively enough.
     
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  13. Spurlock

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    These places will have the eye of the law on them

    don’t wanna risk it like
     
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  14. Spurlock

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    Sucky talkin like a man without a car
     
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  15. PINKIE

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    I used to use red for years down here, only ever once saw the DVLA and HMRC road stop where they were dipping tanks. Not sure they’ve got the resources for it these days

    but, like you say … they might given the current circumstances
     
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  16. PINKIE

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    Bus ****er innit
     
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  17. Spurlock

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    rechargeable scooter type of prick
     
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  18. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    Country folk bro.

    Only good for milking cows really
     
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  19. PINKIE

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    <laugh>

    Used to run my old Hilux on veg oil. Did a 70/30 mix of veg oil to diesel in the summer and 50/50 in the winter.

    Don’t think those modern common rail Diesel engines like it, but the old school direct injection engines used to run sweet on that ****.

    smelt of chips when you were driving too <ok>
     
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    Dont think you can fill your tank with milk bro

    let’s ask @Milky
     
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