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  1. saintanton

    saintanton Old

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    Right.
    I've been watching LFC for nigh on fifty years now, but I'm getting old(ish) and my nerves won't stand the anxiety and frustration for much longer.
    So, I'm calling on my good friends- and you lot- to suggest an alternative pastime which will give me the same level of stimulus but not do my ****in' head in quite so much.
    Any ideas?
    I've tried tiddley-winks and masturbation (not at the same time, obviously) but it's just not the same.
    Help.
     
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  2. Sir_Red

    Sir_Red Well-Known Member

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    asphyxiwanking?
     
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  3. Sharpe*

    Sharpe* Senior Member

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    I was going to say masturbation.

    As you've tried that, i'd say fishing.
     
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  4. Foredeckdave

    Foredeckdave Music Thread Manager

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    saint - sorry mate there is no answer! I've had the same problem for slightly longer than you and tried all of the suggested remedies and they DON'T work.

    Once LFC is truly in your blood that's it your hooked for life - and that includes the anxiety and frustration.
     
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    Foredeckdave, Feb 6, 2012
  5. gaf 71

    gaf 71 Well-Known Member

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    I read that quick, after a few beers, and thought you said 'fisting'. I nearly spilt me hot chocolate!
     
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  6. Sharpe*

    Sharpe* Senior Member

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    Haha! He could try that too!
     
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  7. Page_Moss_Kopite

    Page_Moss_Kopite Well-Known Member

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    Heres a few suggestions saint.

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  8. saintanton

    saintanton Old

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    You'll never know how close to home you got there, Page.
     
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  9. Foredeckdave

    Foredeckdave Music Thread Manager

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    You're cruel Page - sadistic in fact
     
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  10. Zingy

    Zingy #ziggywould

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    <laugh>

    To be fair, despite the game being boring as ****...my heart was still pounding at certain points.
     
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  11. Sharpe*

    Sharpe* Senior Member

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    Speed?
     
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  12. Zingy

    Zingy #ziggywould

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  13. Sharpe*

    Sharpe* Senior Member

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    lol nice!
     
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  14. Zingy

    Zingy #ziggywould

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    A recommendation there for Saint. <ok>
     
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    Zingy, Feb 6, 2012
  15. pass&move

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    try skydiving.
     
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  16. Jonesey

    Jonesey Well-Known Member

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    Flower Arranging?
     
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  17. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Man up and deal with it, you old tart <ok> Age is immaterial. If you're a true believer you're affected in the same way.

    Either that, or developing an earlier observation, self-fisting <laugh>
     
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  18. Denny Kalglish

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    Nazi Hunting?
     
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    Denny Kalglish, Feb 7, 2012
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    If you need a little help with this...

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