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Any Sparkies On Here?

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by RAVENBLACK, Jul 30, 2013.

  1. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    Oven in our rented flat has broken down. The tenant says it's something electrical that has gone as the light has gone (may just be the bulb) but also the fan has gone as well. Going out at lunch to have a gander but I'm no expert in this field (in fact not in any field to be honest).

    Any ideas?
     
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  2. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    Buy a new oven.
     
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  3. Magic Laudrup 11

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    Buy a new oven, then stick your head in it after turning it on. Don't remove until you're dead.
     
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  4. Kim Jong Il

    Kim Jong Il Well-Known Member

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    Check the fuse.
     
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  5. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    That's not exactly very helpful advice.

    But thank you for your input.
     
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  6. Magic Laudrup 11

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    Better yet, check the power switch.
     
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  7. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    anyone ever mix up dougie with ML?

    I do
     
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  8. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    Aye Dougie that was the first thing I was going to do.

    Other than that I'll get someone qualified in to do it.

    Thanks for your helpful advice unlike the others on here who could not be serious about anything. It's disappointing when people are so frivolous.
     
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  9. Kim Jong Il

    Kim Jong Il Well-Known Member

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    Its a sad indictment on the youth of today old friend, too concerned with tom foolery to help their fellow man. Go with peace, traveller of the great cosmic path.
     
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  10. Kim Jong Il

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    Can't say I do.
     
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  11. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    Man the **** up, take the oven apart, hit it a few times while swearing violently at it then call a qualified electrician.

    Old people these days <doh>
     
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  12. Magic Laudrup 11

    Magic Laudrup 11 Well-Known Member
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    All the time.

    All the best, the Dougster
     
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  13. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Jokes about ovens ffs? This is a typical anti Jewish rant. Shame on you ER
     
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  14. Medro

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    Seems like you need an east end thug round to have a look.

    [video=youtube;8Q-RbxPV2PI]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Q-RbxPV2PI[/video]
     
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  15. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    I despair Dougie. You try and be amenable on here and you just get pilliored.

    Terrible situation.
     
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    Indeed ER - must say i'd just call a spark though - wouldn't want to be mucking about with a cooker to be honest.
     
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  17. gas

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    To be fair he did say electric oven not gas <ok>
     
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  18. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    He's still a Nazi though. Most Aberdonians are since Hess landed in Scotland
     
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  19. Patience

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    Oi! <grr>

    I'm not a Nazi. Anti-semitic, yes, but Nazi? No.
     
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  20. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    No he didn't.

    And Ive fixed it.

    I am ****in brilliant so I am.
     
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