So the sh1t is still slapping itself against the fan. The club could be within a fortnight of going under. We have seven players that have to go We have no-one to put on a Pompey shirt but triallists. The other end of the tunnel has been bricked up so as not to let in any light. Time for some gallows humour methinks. Just to remind Trevor Birch of what he is supposed to be doing; Administrator anagrams to Start Minor Aid Posted before I know, but, from a Saints fan mate of mine: Rumour has it that Pompey are to merge with Havant & Waterlooville. The new club will be Havant & Portalooville. Come on every-body. This is the official Gallows Humour thread so pack up your troubles in your old kit bag and smile, smile, smile!
The groundsman at Fratton Park is beginning to regret asking Trevor Birch for a new lawnmower.... please log in to view this image
nice one devo. After I burnt out two ride on mowers, I used to keep sheep to keep my paddock grass tidy ,a right pain they were, clipping their nails, dipping and fly strike, not to mention stock fencing and the movement licence every time they needed to go somewhere!
http://newsthump.com/2012/07/13/portsmouth-to-start-next-seasons-league-one-campaign-in-league-two/ This one made me laugh
I think they should get the people responsible for this fiasco and allocate them, one each, to fans chosen by ballot, who would them be permitted to strike them. A rare case of the fan hitting the ****
I think this qualifies as gallows humour.............. Tal Ben Haim no longer has Pini Zhavi as his agent, instead he is being advised by........... Admin Andy! You couldn't make it up.
With so many Pompey playes having been snapped up by Leeds, I received this picture message from a [Saints fan] friend....