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any of you ****s know about vodka?

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  1. Kim Jong Il

    Kim Jong Il Well-Known Member

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    I have been nominated to buy my dads burd a christmas present. Im getting her a bottle of vodka, any suggestions of a slightly less **** variety than smirnoff or the other **** you get in supermarkets?
     
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    It gets you drunk. That's my knowledge of it tapped out.
     
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    I usually buy Russian Standard but if it's for a burd I would recommend one of the various flavoured varieties.
     
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  5. Hash.

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    boru vodka <ok> i also know that clarkson wants shoot policemen or he's going on strike
     
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  6. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Grey Goose.

    My brother likes vodka and that's one of the ones he gets. Canny mind the others.
     
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    Grey Goose. Its about £30 a pop but its very good, that good you could drink straight.
     
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  8. Magic Laudrup 11

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    Get zubrowka bison grass vodka <ok> Drink it with apple juice and it hits the spot. I would imagine it will hit her g-spot, which would make for a very interesting christmas dinner.
     
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    As has been already said Grey Goose is probably one of the better ones
     
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    SUPERNORWICH 23 SUPERNORWICH

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    Slopes go pink when they drink, and Grey goose is very good i think the Frogs filter it many times and you don`t get a hangover the next day
     
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    Stoli

    And you get Stoli flavoured - raspberry, vanilla or orange.
     
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  13. Sam Axe

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    You would be better drinking paint stripper
     
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    It is paint stripper <doh>
     
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  15. Kim Jong Il

    Kim Jong Il Well-Known Member

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    why dont you just get her a 'brator?
     
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  17. Magic Laudrup 11

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    **** sake kim, ignoring me!! You'll miss me when I'm gone <ghost>
     
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  18. Medro

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    Was in a club in Miami a few years back with a load of friends. The barman came up with the drinks menu and informed us that it was a 2 bottle minimum. They charged $350 per bottle of grey goose! Such a stroke but an amazing place. They had double beds around the pool instead of seats and a massive bed that looked like a boxing ring that we managed to blag.
     
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  19. Kim Jong Il

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    i drank that once when i was younger, its like drinking gravel, even when its mixed with a **** load of cola. ever tried tesco value beer? its ****ing rank.
     
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  20. Kim Jong Il

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    she got that for my sister last year so i will give it a miss, it tastes like apple crumble when you mix it with apple juice though. <bigglassofheartburn>
     
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