15 min break. Some time needed to walk in and out... Leaves about 9 mins in the dressing room: 18 players including bench.. using both hands at once, that averages one minute to climax per player. Jurgen's got some great technique! He should have been a goalkeeper with such great hand skills.
The first headline: Klopp threatened the lot with the sack or worse: a week's unpaid work on a secure mental health unit (which would actually be very rewarding, albeit stressful) The second headline: because PSG don't like Mbappe being a diva