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Another to wake up to

Discussion in 'Sunderland' started by billofengland, Jul 2, 2012.

  1. billofengland

    billofengland Well-Known Member

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    Wine taster...

    At a wine merchant's, the regular taster died and the director
    started looking for a new one to hire.
    A drunkard with a ragged, dirty look came to apply for the
    position.
    The director of the factory wondered how to send him away.
    They gave him a glass to drink.
    He tried it and said,
    "It's a Muscat , three Years old, grown on a north slope, matured
    in steel containers".
    Low grade but acceptable.
    "That's correct", said the boss.
    Another glass....
    "It's a cabernet, eight years old, a south-western slope, oak
    barrels, matured at 8 degrees. Requires three more years for finest
    results.."
    A third glass...
    ''It's a pinot blanc champagne,
    high grade and exclusive'' calmly said the drunk.
    The director was astonished.
    He winked at his secretary to suggest something.
    She left the room, and came back in with a glass of urine.
    "It's a blonde, 26 years old, three months pregnant and if you
    don't give me the job, I'll name the father."
     
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