Just because I thought we needed one. It probably makes sense to make this The Official Harry Kane Thread.
Those other Harold Kane threads were ****. At last there is a genuine one. Anyway Jamie Vardy is better, we should be talking about him
Personally, I think Harold Lloyd was better. He could hang off a clock really high up on some skyscraper. Other Harolds who were better? There used to be one on Neighbours I think.
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The things this boy can do with a purple pen, Kane can only dream of... please log in to view this image
I'm loving the fact that Vardy is the man of the moment, because it means that the vultures and the "let's try to buy our way to glory" merchants at United and Chelsea will be spending all their time tapping up that player, during the off-season.
Vardy is nearly 29 though so they probably won't be after him. Kane will be their target as he's still young and they will want to offer him the chance to spend his best years at a big club.
Nice try, Chuckles! However, we all know that United and Chelsea want goals, now! They'd take Vardy for a couple of years, for £40 million. Kane will slip neatly under the radar.