Carlton Cole? Good player for the Championship? http://www.skysports.com/story/0,19528,11688_7011177,00.html
How did you forget that Carlton Cole has played for West Ham for 5 years? PS. "My bad" - you're not Dappy from that God-awful **** of a band 'N-Dubz', and you should be thankful for it.
I see him as a poor man's Heskey (and I don't even mean the legend that played for us, I mean today's Heskey)