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Another Day, Another Celebrity Sex Offender

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by PleaseNotPoll, May 6, 2013.

  1. PleaseNotPoll

    PleaseNotPoll Well-Known Member
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    Jimmy Tarbuck OBE is the next in line. He's been accused of sexually assaulting a young boy in Yorkshire in the 70s.
    Is there anyone left that was on telly in that era, who's not either dead or a pervert? Or both.
     
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  2. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator
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    I think Lassie, Flipper and Black Beauty were clean. Apparently though Gentle Ben wasn't quite as tender as his name suggests, if you get my drift.
     
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  3. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    The prison panto is shaping up nicely this Christmas.
     
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  4. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    Edmonds hasn't had his name sullied so far.

    If he does, I expect it to be in the form of him forcing some nipper to give him a bj. "Is this a deal or no deal, kid...?"
     
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  5. Otto Flayshow

    Otto Flayshow Well-Known Member

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    I hear Skippy was an innocent victim of Rolf Harris's BDSM dungeon. An act Harris cruelly celebrated in his smash hit, 'Tie Me Kangaroo Down Sport'.

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  6. RAVENBLACK

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    Take Hart and Morph next up.
     
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  7. Otto Flayshow

    Otto Flayshow Well-Known Member

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    Brian Cant and Big Ted used to abuse the other toys on Play School. All that nonsense about going through the round, square or arched window was secret code to indicate whether they wanted oral, vaginal or anal sex that day.
     
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  8. Jip Jaap Stam

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    Edmonds has masterminded the whole thing. He is known to the Operation Yewtree task force as Codename: Stubble-Rash.
     
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  9. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    <laugh>.
     
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  10. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    <laugh>

    "He's behind you!"

    That'll gie the weans something to scream about this season <laugh>
     
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  11. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    fuxake <laugh>
     
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  12. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    It's looking like there really was some kind of high level celebrity ***** ring operating in the 70's <yikes>
     
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  13. Medro

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    Anybody know what football team he supported?
     
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  14. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    scouse = irish = timmy
     
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    EDGE. Official POTY 2011, 2014, 2015, 2018 & 2023

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    Huge Celtic fan. Used to go to the games with Savile and Jo Fritzl.
     
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  16. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Poor Lisa musta got it all ways aff her da when she was a wean. No wonder she grew up to be a fat ****.
     
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  17. Mick O'Toon

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    Jimmy Tarbuck could be getting that Live From Her Majesty's gig back sooner than he thought!
     
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  18. RAVENBLACK

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    <laugh> <laugh>

    The way things are going they are going to have to build a brand new super duper prison to accomodate them all.

    Either that or build a them park like Jurarseic Park so people can roam around seeing the celebrities in their natural scuddy habitat. Roll up, roll up.
     
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  19. Dorty Dogbreath

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    ****ing hell <laugh>
     
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  20. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    <laugh>

    We never used to have any bother with legends like Eric and Ernie. Those two just used to share a bed together.
     
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