Jimmy Tarbuck OBE is the next in line. He's been accused of sexually assaulting a young boy in Yorkshire in the 70s. Is there anyone left that was on telly in that era, who's not either dead or a pervert? Or both.
I think Lassie, Flipper and Black Beauty were clean. Apparently though Gentle Ben wasn't quite as tender as his name suggests, if you get my drift.
Edmonds hasn't had his name sullied so far. If he does, I expect it to be in the form of him forcing some nipper to give him a bj. "Is this a deal or no deal, kid...?"
I hear Skippy was an innocent victim of Rolf Harris's BDSM dungeon. An act Harris cruelly celebrated in his smash hit, 'Tie Me Kangaroo Down Sport'. please log in to view this image
Brian Cant and Big Ted used to abuse the other toys on Play School. All that nonsense about going through the round, square or arched window was secret code to indicate whether they wanted oral, vaginal or anal sex that day.
Edmonds has masterminded the whole thing. He is known to the Operation Yewtree task force as Codename: Stubble-Rash.
It's looking like there really was some kind of high level celebrity ***** ring operating in the 70's
Poor Lisa musta got it all ways aff her da when she was a wean. No wonder she grew up to be a fat ****.
The way things are going they are going to have to build a brand new super duper prison to accomodate them all. Either that or build a them park like Jurarseic Park so people can roam around seeing the celebrities in their natural scuddy habitat. Roll up, roll up.
We never used to have any bother with legends like Eric and Ernie. Those two just used to share a bed together.