Reading his column in the Independent on Saturday, this bit did make me laugh: To help forget about recent events, including a certain serial tweeter, he took his family to see 'War Horse' at the cinema. In the film, when the little horse was born, the young boy who is going to look after it is aked by his dad "What will you call it?" The boy said " I'm going to call it .................... Joey"!
He looks like a horse's arse, He smells like a horse's arse, Joey Barton is a horse's arse. He's the meanest, He looks like a horse's penis, Joey Barton is a horse's arse (repeat to fade)