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Annoying things / words in modern football

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  1. Carrick_16

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    As our season doesn't start until 2 weeks today and our boar is quiet, I thought i would do a thread about things that annoy you about football today.

    I'll start, here are my annoying things / words about modern football

    1. project

    2. the beautiful game

    3. i love the club

    4. i'm staying

    5. kissing the badge.

    feel; free to add your opinion.
     
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  2. HRH Custard VC

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    1 Using i instead of I
    2 Fabios hair not being given enough credit
    3 Making pointless threads
    4 You will not win anything with kids
     
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  3. Bodinki

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    Project + the beautiful game + i love the club + i'm staying + kissing the badge + Using i instead of I + Fabios hair not being given enough credit + Making pointless threads + You will not win anything with kids = Annoying things / words in modern football
     
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  4. Jip Jaap Stam

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    Those wild pigs can be pretty noisy to be fair.

    I don't like it when foreigners use the word 'normal' inappropriately. Eg., "he is a great player, it is normal that other clubs are interested". Instead of "it's not unusual/it's no surprise other clubs are interested". Obviously this will often be translated, but they could just translate it better <grr>
     
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    Ironic.


    No one associated with football has the first clue what it actually means.
     
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    'He's different class'

    Usually by cockney's.


    Dreadfully and shamefully illiterate. Add two little words and you've got it, it really is that simple.
     
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    Moment.

    As in "we are in a bad moment".
     
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    Sexy football, WTF since when are footballers sexy?
     
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    Fabio?
     
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    I stand corrected, but only his hair
     
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    '' he's not a bad person''.
     
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    At the end of the day it's a funny old game of two halfs.
     
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    '' we're not producing enough youngsters that stay in the first team''
     
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    "At the end of the day"
     
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    '' you know, you've got a job to do ''.
     
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    'it's cultural in Uruguay'

    'bit him? I hardly touched him?!'

    <whistle>
     
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    "It could have killed him"

    Kicking ball boys
     
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  18. Style

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    You don't know what sexy football is?
     
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    I errrrr, think we errrrrr contwolled tha game and errrrr think ve vere unlucky not to errrr get tha thwee points and errrrrr......

    Guess who that is?
     
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    I dont see men playing sexy football, must be a gayers thing.

    Now women's football, that's a different story. :)
     
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