Off Topic Annoying neighbours

I want to hear your stories about those annoying neighbours thst people may or may not have.

 

I used to have some when living in London.
They left.

 

not really sure how to tell a story about an annoying neighbour I never had.

Guessing I am the annoying neighbour.

 

You’ve obviously got one mate, share.

 

Easy solution to this problem Matth...

Do you own a gun?...

Actually no forget i asked, because if you do shoot someone I'll end up in court for suggesting it

 

I'll be a witness for the prosecution

 

Fook it...Matth upgrade to a semi automatic

 

"he supplied the ammo too m'lud"

 

Man City are better than you mate, deal with it.

 

Bit nosey that like!

Could've asked in a roundabout way

 

Perhaps his neighbours have complained from the loud angry videos being filmed with homophobic and anti Semitic **** being shouted from the box room...

 

My neighbour is a right ****, she keeps shouting obscenities at me every time she sees me in the garden. What has the world come to when you can't hop over your neighbours fence and sniff her knickers hanging on the washing line anymore?

 

I love my neighbours, best I've ever had. We get on class. I hope we are all here for a very long time together.

 

A close one between a bunch of Russians upstairs from me in Dublin who liked to party like the world was ending, and me finding used condoms full of icky Russian jizz on my balcony that they were throwing down..

and a bunch of Irish smackheads who had smack head parties (with some serious ****ing sound system) which actually led to another neighbour being petrol bombed by accident.

Here in Finland, you can hear a pin drop by 11, and never hear a peep. Great neighbours though bad ones would be ****ed out by the tenant board rather quickly

 

I can’t think of any reason why people might have wanted to throw used johnnies at you mate.

 

You sisu?

 

Maybe they were trying to impregnate my property so Putin can give it a Russian passport and annex it

The fun ended when I went up and started punching their apartment door dressed only in me boxers, fit to be tied I was

When they eventually got evicted, there was about 20 black bags of garbage and rotten food found in the apartment

 

This is @remembercolinlee specialist area

 

You can't tell??

 

I told my neighbour story on the any social thread, can't be arsed repeating.

It wasn't interesting anyway.