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Annoying bastards on Public Transport

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  1. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Which type is the most annoying?

    Music too louds, Make Up artists, feet on the chairists?


    For me it's the arseholes who sit on the aisle seat who place their bag/jacket/whatever on the inside seat. These ****s would be as well holding up a placard which says "Don't sit next to me", ignorant bastards.
     
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  2. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    Get off my lawn, you kids <ShakesFist>
     
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  3. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    Wee lassies playing music on their mobile phones (but with no headphones.)

    Old people.
     
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    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    Agreed, it's usually youngsters as well. I just sit on their lap facing them nursing a massive erection.
     
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  6. Patience

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    <laugh> FFS
     
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  7. Null

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    Coffin dodgers using public transport between 7:30 and 8:45/17:00 and 18:30
    Women with prams using public transport between 7:30 and 8:45/17:00 and 18:30
    Folk that talk to each other like they are 50ft away
    Folk talking on mobiles
    People who put feet on the seats
    Foreigners speaking loudly in mumbo jumbo
    Smelly people
     
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  8. The Raging Oxter

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    Dunno what it's like in Glasgow in the summer but Edinburgh is full of exchange students who are like that on buses. Feel like saying to them "Stop shouting. The ****'s sitting next to you ya ****ing bam!"

    But I'd probably look and sound a bit mental.
     
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  9. RAVENBLACK

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    Could be worse you could be sat next to a **** from Edinburgh.
     
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    Everyday there is a least 2 or 3 scottish student twats (my bus goes past the west end) and a gang of exchange students talking ****e - far too loudly!
     
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    The trains in the Highlands are always rammed full of Germans with cameras in the summer. They're the 21st Century Japs, taking photos of everything like it'll no be there tomorrow.
     
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  12. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Yes, a few I missed there.
     
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    The drivers that don't stop for young lassies who are clearly signalling for the bus to pick them up <grr>


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    It's before they take over ... "zis is vat da scottish ilands looked like Geoering"
     
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    They need to make public transport with single seat booths ... like the prisoner vans!
     
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  16. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    And ejector seats for 40 year old fare dodgers.
     
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  17. Bib Fortuna's Maw

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    I fear you'd be cutting your nose off to spite your face there, Pud

    <oneseatpercheek>
     
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  18. VenomPD

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    <laugh>

    If anything endless pictures of bleak hills and patches of heather will probably make them sure that Scotland isn't worth wasting their time on.
     
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    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    <laugh>.
     
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  20. DevAdvocate

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    Bus driver asks "For ****'s sake hen have you not got anything smaller?"
     
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