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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by The Prime Minister, Jan 8, 2017.

  1. NSIS

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    Said before but worth repeating,.

    Threatening the EU with a no deal Brexit is like entering divorce negotiations threatening to cut your own dick off if your ex doesn’t agree to continue having sex with you.
     
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    At least some of that spam

    Getting their country back from the undemocratic EU and ATM theives, but keep those who contribute with doggy....









    Day care
     
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    You do realise that this happens in all Cities don't you ?
     
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    BBC selection shows how biased they are
     
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    brb Crown Prince of Idiots

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    Buongiorno x
     
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    brb Crown Prince of Idiots

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    It's a god point you make Tobes. And I think Brendan is also being slightly naughty in his wording of the article, albeit I don't ocassionaly mind looking at his views, to gain a balanced perspective. But scraping away (excuse the pun) all the rhetoric and looking at the basic act, if you throw an egg it can cause irrepairable damage to property if not cleaned immediately, throwing a milkshake will wash out any time of day, apart from the stench. Someone should try orange juice, now that ****er really does stick!
     
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    I bought my niece a milkshake the other day and could not believe the price - it's some business that one <yikes>. Would have been much cheaper to throw the contents of a carton of milk or a can of coke (clearly not the carton or can itself) at them. Not that I'd ever do either as it's just nonsensical - call them twats and be don with it.
     
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    That's some of that there European talk, WE VOTED OUT!!!!!1
     
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    You're WORSE THAN JO BRaNd!!!!1
     
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    Personally I'm not a great lover of milk apart from in my tea, only time I ever drunk the stuff was when I was really poorly and needed it for the calorie intake. Yeah coke is a good one. I remember someone spilling coke over their laptop once, they just laughed it off....I said hmmm that will not work tomorrow, and it didn't! Sugar crystallization is a wonderful thing <laugh>
     
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    brb Crown Prince of Idiots

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    Prego!
     
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    Thankfully I'm not... but I'm still fuming as Rory Stewart took his tie off what an absolute ****!!
     
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    brb Crown Prince of Idiots

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    I think there was some psychological stuff going on there with Rory last night, i noticed it straight away. No tie and standing on the edge of his seat rather than sitting composed like the other four. He has clearly learned, been taught or does it naturally on how to stand out from the rest. The only down point for me was the constant head dropping. You can get away with that in informal situations, but in a formal situation it is a big no, no, and he needs to be careful how that can be portrayed ie not interested.
     
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    I'm not fan of Angela Merkel but seriously hope she is ok, this don't look good and may just be dehydration after an illness and nothing more severe such as Parkinsons...



    Uncomfortable viewing.
     
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    Milk is also a good source of protein if you are struggling with solid food.

    This tip was bought to you courtesy of I'm full of useless crap like this.com
     
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    I fooking hate drinking milkshakes...I'm like looking at them and thinking well it's got to be done!
     
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    For Boris, I would favour a bucket of partially fermented herrings in sour milk. For Farage, I would lean towards rancid tramp’s piss
     
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    ive shook worse from vodka red bulls the morning after
     
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    Personally I'd favour the use of anchovies the disgusting little things.
     
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