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Angela Merkel

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by DevAdvocate, Jun 23, 2012.

  1. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Angela Merkel arrives at Passport Control at Athens airport.

    "Nationality?" asks the immigration officer.

    "German," she replies.

    "Occupation?"

    "No, just here for a few days."
     
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    DevAdvocate, Jun 23, 2012
  2. Mind The Duck

    Mind The Duck Well-Known Member

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    I thought this was a wud yee thread














    Aye a wud
     
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  3. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Ah wudnae.
     
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  4. Otto Flayshow

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    And then they arrested her for having 10 lbs of crack in her knickers?
     
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    Otto Flayshow, Jun 23, 2012
  5. ManDingo 20"/20"

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    Bad play on the Israel UK joke some bitch tells, exact same joke different countries.
     
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  6. Mind The Duck

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    Aye...but wid ye?
     
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    Bastian Schweinsteiger is forever flirting with her. He must be bored with his own bit of stuff.
     
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    RebelBhoy, Jun 23, 2012
  8. Big Ern

    Big Ern Lord, Master, Guru & Emperor

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    lol, so did I. you reckon she's into a bit of ATM?
     
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    @ Dev. Locate the nearest blunt object and beat yourself over the skull with it. <ok>
     
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