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Angela Merkel.....

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  1. Deleted 1

    Deleted 1 Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    ......... flies into Athens. As she's going through immigration control she's stopped for checks.
    Immigration officer: "Name?"
    AM "Angela Merkel"
    IO "Nationality?"
    AM "German"
    IO "Occupation?"
    AM "No I'm going home on Friday".
     
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  2. Cyclonic

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    I don't understand.
     
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  3. C'mon ref

    C'mon ref Well-Known Member

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    Reminds me of the old joke of many years ago ........ Visit Russia (or Germany if you like) before Russia visits you.

    cyclonic ...... read a little about WW1 and WW2 then you may understand.
     
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  4. Cyclonic

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    What has WW2 got to do with Customs Agent?
     
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  5. C'mon ref

    C'mon ref Well-Known Member

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    Nothing whatsoever ...... its to do with German occupation of most of Europe during the war.
     
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  6. Cyclonic

    Cyclonic Well Hung Member

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    Merkel was there was she? What did she do?
     
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  7. stopmeandslapme

    stopmeandslapme Well-Known Member

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    Seen it before but a Jew visiting Palestine.
     
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  8. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator Staff Member

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    <laugh>
     
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  9. C'mon ref

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    Yeh ok ...... whatever
     
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  10. Cyclonic

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    :) Sorry ref.
     
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  11. rogueleader

    rogueleader suave gringo

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    <laugh><laugh>.
     
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  12. rogueleader

    rogueleader suave gringo

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    [video=youtube_share;WoqGubvMw88]http://youtu.be/WoqGubvMw88[/video]
     
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  13. C'mon ref

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    Good wind up though :laugh:
     
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  14. thefanwithnoname

    thefanwithnoname Well-Known Member

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    Just as they say Green (or any other colour) is the new black

    The US and Britain has been the new Germany for years

    in terms of occupation that is
     
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  15. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    I think you'll find Israel, of all places, is the new Germany Fan... <ok>
     
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    Deleted 1 Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    Israel rocks - I wish we'd adopt the same mentality towards our neighbours <ok>
     
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  17. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    Such as firing tear gas into a maternity hospital. A tear gas known to cause miscarriages.

    Aye, Israel is a lovely country. The Israelis are the biggest Nazi ****s on the planet these days.
     
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    Tongue in cheek to deliberately provoke one person doesn't work too well on here <sorry> They do have an interesting concept of justice and defending themselves right enough.
     
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  19. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    <laugh>

    Fan loves Israel though. It's his favourite Zionist country. <ok>
     
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  20. Vilsmeier-Haack Reaction

    Vilsmeier-Haack Reaction Well-Known Member

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    Heard that before but for the queen visiting Ireland
     
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