Andy Murray

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  1. Strange Nipples ST

    Strange Nipples ST Well-Known Member

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    Looks like either the Aussie Open or Wimbledon will be his swansong.

    A fantastic player but some of the bullshit being written about him is nauseating. You'd think he was Gandhi or Mandela the way some were going on. He's just a tennis player. And, of course, he's a hero to feminists like wee Nicola and the bull dykes Billie Jean King and Natratilova<laugh>
     
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  2. EasterRoad1980

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    Didn't think he would ever come back after such a serious injury and operation.

    He was a fantastic tennis player, no more, no less.

    Can't believe I shall probably never be able to do a thread entitled "C'mon Andy" ever again.

    Oh well, more important things in life.
     
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  3. Mick O'Toon

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    Still give his ma one.
     
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  4. Ba55ie

    Ba55ie Leader of POOVES

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    Greatest ever Jock Sportsman.

    Hope he goes full whack-job in retirement and gets a fanny fitted.
     
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  5. EasterRoad1980

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    Too busy gorging on Martin Navritalova's yawning abyss of a minge.
     
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  6. tina.

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    Never liked the cûnt.
     
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  7. EasterRoad1980

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    Does your poofter son like him?
     
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  8. Strange Nipples ST

    Strange Nipples ST Well-Known Member

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    Tina only likes fat lesbians and Chris Sutton.
     
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  9. Ba55ie

    Ba55ie Leader of POOVES

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    Your gaylord son regularly knock one out watching Murray training with his top off.

    Trust me.
     
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  10. Odious Turd

    Odious Turd not606's best fighter

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    New balls please!

    lol
     
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  11. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    That'll be him back to being Scottish then.

    Figurehead for IndyRef2

    Jocky ar LA.
     
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  12. Odious Turd

    Odious Turd not606's best fighter

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    Hi-Bees fan; strike one!

    Should never have retreated from his 'ABE' stance; strike two!

    Being a chum of Tim Henman; strike three and oot!

    Great sense of humour though!

    I always thought a night on the lash with Novak Djokovic would be better fun!
     
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    Had a trial for the Huns too. <hocktoo>
     
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  15. bayernkenny

    bayernkenny Well-Known Member

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    Never knew that.
     
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  16. Ba55ie

    Ba55ie Leader of POOVES

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    That's because you were too busy wearing lederhosen, goose-stepping around the house reading mien Kampf and pretendting to be a Kraut than taking actual notice of what is going on in the country where you claim to reside you vile, bratwurst munchin, sourkraut, ****pig poofter prick.
     
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  17. Odious Turd

    Odious Turd not606's best fighter

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    Harsh but fair
     
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  18. bayernkenny

    bayernkenny Well-Known Member

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    Two of these factoids are in fact true!
     
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  19. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    Ya vol <cheers>
     
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  20. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    He did extremely well in what is a right **** of an era in men's tennis to play in.

    Imagine what he could have done in the Sampras era. He had it easy.
     
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