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Andy Murray

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  1. Hash.

    Hash. pure daycent

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    If Andy Murray was a spicy Indian dish he'd be Andy Curry

    If Andy Murray was hirsute he'd be Andy Furry

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  2. The Raging Oxter

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    If he was full of ****e he'd be Andy Slurry.
     
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  3. Hash.

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    If Andy Murray was in a rush he'd be Andy Hurry
     
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  4. Otto Flayshow

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    If he swapped houses with Tim Henman, he'd be Andy Surrey.
     
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    If I was a queer, scotch ****, i'd be Andy Murray
     
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  6. The Raging Oxter

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    If he was a curry he'd be Ruby Murray.
     
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  7. Hash.

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    Ignoring Scatmans childish outrage I shall continue :


    If Andy Murray was feeling anxious he'd be Andy Worry
     
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  8. Hash.

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    If Andy Murray had watery eyes he'd be Andy Blurry
     
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  9. The Raging Oxter

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    If he had cataracts he'd be Andy Blurry.
     
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  10. The Raging Oxter

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    Bastard <grr>
     
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  11. devonFRATTONiser

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    If he worked for mcdonalds he'd be Andy (Mc)Flurry
     
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  12. Otto Flayshow

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    If he drilled a spyhole through to the ladies' changing rooms, he'd be Randy Murray.
     
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    If he was as camp as ST, he'd be Dandy Murray.
     
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  14. Hash.

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    If Tom Cruise was a fine malt liquor he'd be Tom Booze
     
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    If he was a mountain, he'd be Andy Andies.
     
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  16. Hash.

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    If Tom Cruise was a musical genre he'd be Tom Blues
     
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  17. Cyclonic

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    If Reese Witherspoon married Tom Cruise, she'd be a ****in' idiot. :)
     
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  18. Hash.

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  19. Otto Flayshow

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    What if she married him without a spoon?
     
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    Nice one George. :)
     
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