Andy Murray - the movie

It's only a matter of time.


I can't think of a decent title;
Escape (from Hamilton) to victory?
The loneliness of the long distance gurner?


I look forward to the scenes where an oiled-up-and-vested 11 year old Murray single-handedly brings down the Dunblane gunman - complete with snazzy one-liner like "return this" when he forces the gun into Hamilton's mouth.


Probably the more pressing matter, though, is who will play Rude-y Judy.

Jamie Lee Curtis?

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Dame Judi Dench?

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or Nina Hartley?

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Will there be any nude scenes of andys maw?

 

Go n make yer waffles ya prick.

 

Several.

Opening scene is her conceiving Andy - bent over the footboard of a Granada motel bed.

During one of the climactic scenes, Andy looks to his mother's seat at Wimbers for a bit of inspiration only to see it empty - scene cuts sharply to the Wimbers changing room where Judy's taking a backdoor length off of Federer whilst Rafa Nadal assaults her chin roughly with his Mallorcan baws.

 

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I did and they are fannytastic.

Sounds like my type of movie

 

mallorcan baws

 

I am a bigger fan of Majorcan baws!

 

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I wid the lot of them.

 

Yes but would they ride a stupid ginger topped Oirishman, to be sure, to be sure.

 

But I'm not ginger ER I'm a sort of a Colin Farrell/Liam Neeson lookalike.

 

Prove it.