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Andy Carroll what a knob!

Discussion in 'Chelsea' started by AlphaCanine, Dec 30, 2011.

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  1. AlphaCanine

    AlphaCanine Member

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    I was watching the Liverpool 3-1 Newcastle match on skysports and Andy Carroll acted like a right d i c k. Carroll kept moaning like a child to his team mates through out the whole 94mins because he thought their deliveries into the box weren't at the right height for him to head the ball in. But when Gerrard came on and delivered two inch perfect crosses Carroll still f u c k e d up two easy chances. Those crosses were just begging for a tap in or header. Also Carroll was denied by the wood work when his head did connect with a cross. Quality goal from Gerrard by the way. Bellamy was amazing as well for you lot.
     
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  2. in carr we trust

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    He just looks disinterested at Liverpool and yeah we played ****.
     
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    I hope you're as poor against us as you were tonight. Doubt it though.
     
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  4. luvgonzo

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    Remind me to start a cross thread on the Chelsea board when Torres plays like a dick again, saying that we may need to wait a while as he's usually on the bench.
     
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  5. Sir_Red

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    No idea if this is a wum but I'm inclined to agree. He was ragin at Enrique when Enrique popped in the best cross he could have done in that situation and Carrol starts yelling even though he had the touch of a rapist all night! He did the same with Johnson and expected the whole team to change their tactics to suit him!
     
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  6. I wrote similar comments on a thread, over on the Spurs board.

    Every time I've seen him play, Carroll looks like he's at least a yard too short on pace, and his ball-control is simply far too sloppy for him to be considered a top-flight striker.

    Newcastle getting £35 million for him must be the biggest con-job in football history. What an absolute joke!
     
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  7. Sir_Red

    Sir_Red Well-Known Member

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    No, that was us selling Torres to Chelsea for £50 million <laugh>
     
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  8. HammersmithBlue

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    The FA have given Andy Carroll an 8-match run in the Liverpool first team. Queen Kenny is appealing
     
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  9. superal

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    That Jan window was con central <laugh>
     
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  10. Paulie Gualtieri

    Paulie Gualtieri Active Member

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    if i may interject and get this **** off the site, yep the site not just our board

















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    Won't be long now, mick hates this kinda **** LITERALLY
     
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  11. in carr we trust

    in carr we trust Member

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    Torres actually does stuff for the rest of the team though.
     
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    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    To the OP why ****in' cross thread this. It has **** all to do with Chelsea, if you had just posted on our board it could be managed. Dickhead!
     
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  13. Torres isn't worth £50 million, but I'd rather have him on loan than Carroll. Indeed, I wouldn't take Carroll on loan if he was offered free of charge <ok>
     
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  14. Paulie Gualtieri

    Paulie Gualtieri Active Member

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    ta ra ****os

    I'll leave with the old octopus in the anus <ok> always does the trick

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  15. Sharpe*

    Sharpe* Senior Member

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    Get in there Luv!!!!!
     
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  16. Sharpe*

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    **** this! Nasty.
     
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  17. HammersmithBlue

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    As Geoffrey Howe said about making Liverpool a successful city (you can't make water flow uphill), the same applies to carol
     
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  18. SKY+

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    <laugh>

    Hash you're ****ing classic!!
     
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  19. Paulie Gualtieri

    Paulie Gualtieri Active Member

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    who is this hash you speak of ?? or are you on the hash rasta man , anywhoo i think anthonys eye should win every award going <ok>
     
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  20. SKY+

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    If you send me the octo-porn via e-mail I'll rig the results <ok>
     
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