After the inclusion of Andy Carrol in the England team I have decided to become a muslim fundamentalist and participate in some burning of the St Georges flag outside the forum. The Western world has clearly been wrong all along as no society "in the right" would come to such decision. From now on I am to be called Mohammedbuh. Down with the infidels!!!
And Allah said "thou shall bring down Woy and the FA to be devoured for there sins upon the watching World" Brothers, take up arms against the devils charade, strike thee down with videos of Iniesta, Xavi and Messi. Lets rid ourselves of the torture of viewing this maladroit donkey and cloven footed touch. Praise Allah
It is a true watershed in English football Even I, with my appalling views about English players just cannot believe anyone is stupid enough to think he is what English football needs. He's cost one manager his job, lets hope this next idiot to instill his trust in another idiot gets the sack quick sharp Truly ******ed, the both of them.
In fact so incensed am I by this decision I am to be called McMohhamedbuh and drink copious amounts of whisky and talk gibberish to passers by about 1977 and Wembley. Hail Allah and Rod Stewart.
