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Andre Dozzell watch

Discussion in 'Queens Park Rangers' started by stanleyparkerbowles, Aug 5, 2023.

  1. stanleyparkerbowles

    stanleyparkerbowles Well-Known Member

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    I thought I would start a thread , for debate after every match, that calmly analyses the exact role and benefit of our midfielder Andre Dozzell.
    He plays in a position that I consider the most important in the team, creating attacks , supporting the defence and being the fulcrum for the rhythm and balance of the side.

    in summary “what did he actually do in the last game?”
     
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  2. Hoop-Leif

    Hoop-Leif Well-Known Member

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    Methinks this thread may not have a lot of content. Positive content anyhow.
     
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  3. Steelmonkey

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    Can he be any worse than last year?

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  4. Hammersmith bookie

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  5. Hammersmith bookie

    Hammersmith bookie Well-Known Member

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    If you watch him all game it will be more a case of Doze off . He's lightweight, doesn't create **** all, can't really tackle and doesn't score any. Apart from that he's great !
     
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  6. Star of David Bardsley

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    My mate has a spare ticket now a few rows behind the dugouts so I’ll probably give up on the game and watch Ainsworth poncing about in his cowboy shoes after 15 minutes.


    Dozzell is lovely with five yard safe passes. Apart from that he’s a conference player if he’s a footballer at all. Waste of a shirt.
     
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  7. Quite Possibly Raving

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    I always think you can't really judge a player until they've started 100 professional games. Clive at LFW has done some interesting analysis on this and the number of players that suddenly kick on after 100 starts is interesting.

    By my count he's started about 110 games now (subbed on another 50 or so times). So it's now or never for Andre. Small chance he kicks on and proves us all wrong - hope so, however unlikely.
     
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  8. Steelmonkey

    Steelmonkey Well-Known Member

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    You're not thinking of starting another fan club are you?
     
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  9. Ranger4ever

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    The weekly analysis will look like this: sleeping-pile-of-poo.gif
     
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  10. Sutfol

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    He’s good at pretending to be a footballer
     
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  11. Quite Possibly Raving

    Quite Possibly Raving Well-Known Member

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    Absolutely not. Although turns out it's a good way to get someone out the club. Maybe I'll start one for the owners.
     
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  12. Goldhawk-Road

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    When I read the thread title, I thought the club's commercial department were bringing out a Dozzell watch. Wouldn't bloody sell any.
     
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  13. Steelmonkey

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    And if they did, they wouldn't work!
     
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    45 mins in and nothing to report, meaning he’s done absolutely nothing.
     
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  15. Steelmonkey

    Steelmonkey Well-Known Member

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    In all fairness to him, neither has anyone else
     
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  16. stanleyparkerbowles

    stanleyparkerbowles Well-Known Member

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    This is the type of honest comment I am looking for, positive where performance allows
     
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  17. Star of David Bardsley

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    97 minutes and I’d love to see his stats. Absolute wasteman. Play one of the kids rather than this ****.
     
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    Please start one for Ainsworth.
     
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  19. SW Ranger

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    GA does wear a good belt buckle to be fair.
     
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    All positives welcome
     
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