And they pay you for it?!?!?!?!

NASA has invited volunteers to opt for their “Bed Rest Studies” program, in which the space agency has decided to pay USD 18,000 to those who can spend 70 straight days in bed and smoke different kinds of cannabis(marijuana).

The experiments are designed to find ways of preserving astronauts’ health and safety during periods of extended space travel. “Head down” bed rest is a good way of simulating travel through zero gravity space. Zero gravity means zero weight or strain on your muscles. They also want to understand how marijuana will influence on the body.

It’s a more accessible way of analyzing the bodily changes that occur during space travel.

This study is designed to achieve three core tasks:

1) Understanding how one’s changing physiology in space may affect the process of certain missions.

2) Understanding the impact of one’s physiological state on their ability to perform in particular tasks.

3) Preparing countermeasures to combat any impairment that these physiological conditions may impos

The participants will be divided into two groups exercising and non-exercising. While the exercising group will be subject to exercise training, the latter will remain comfortably at ease.

The exercise will last between 97 and 105 days, depending on which group one belongs to.

For the first 13 days, the non-exercising subjects will be able to move freely and the exercising subjects will be able to move freely inside their bed facility for 21 days.

But after the above-mentioned period everybody will be put on bed for 70 days.

The volunteers will move out of their beds only when he/she will be subjected to medical tests. The tests will be done to ascertain bone, heart, nervous, muscle, nutritional condition.

Now most important things start here..

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The Experience by volunteer who took part in this experiment shows that it is not that much easy as it is looks.

The positive aspects of the experience are that you get to meet the most interesting scientists and nurses and staff and that you will go through the most extensive physicals ever.You have stay in negative six degrees.

The difficult parts are both physical and psychological (frustration, there are times when it is quite difficult to refrain from standing up as all it would take is stand up.)

The physical effects of weightlessness totally screws up your body. In a minus 6 degree slope your head is lower than your feet. Your body's sensors will read: Too much fluid, you will piss that extra liquid the first days, your leg muscles will then relax and no longer contract to prevent blood from swelling your calves and thighs. Because they don't have to. Everything that controls your sense of balance is at rest and will be skewed. The soles of your feet no longer get blood when in regular life they are gorged with it and even as you walk they serve as a pump to push that precious liquid (that you are slowly losing as you lie down) back up to your heart.

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How much effort it takes to get that precious blood to the brain as you lie at a negative slope? Almost none in contrast to what it does as you stand up. Your heart quickly becomes very lazy.

When you take first drinks of water, and they have you drink plenty, you don't realize that whatever air you ingest can only go one way, burping does not exist, the said air is going to linger at the bottom (which is now the top of your stomach) and eventually make its way through your guts. But before it does it's going to swell your guts in the most painful ways.

On occasions, they have you breathe through masks hooked up to all sorts of gauges and when you own saliva threatens to drown you and all you want is to rip this damn thing from your face, they encourage you to go through no matter what and you do because you committed and you trust them. When finally after several weeks the experiment is over and they have you stand up the pain in the sole of your feet is very peculiar it feels like you are walking on needles. That will last for a day or two.

 

**** that.

 

When I used to smoke the old wacky baccy, my balls would instantly fill up with litres of spunk and would need to relieve oneself multiple times per day.

Would this be allowed on the scheme or would one be expected to not masturbate infront ot the scientists?

Rgds
Barrie
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Where's ya bin?

Hong Kong iirc

 

no way u weely bin ?

I weely bin to Hong Kong ya chinky bastard imho

 

^^^

Didn't read

 

^^^^ jealous he can't read

 

Don't be jealous, it's nothing to be proud of

 

Being Mindy?

 

Its cool i can teach you

 

You make it sound like all i do is sit on a couch, get stoned and exist...oh wait...sorry

 

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If they blow cocaine up my bum hole I'm in.

 

Might give you asteroids..