Mark de Man is one of my favourites. And he's a centre-back. Ice Cream and Danger Fourpence are also good.
Rafael Scheidt (played at Celtic for a while) is another with an unfortunate surname...'you're Scheidt and you know you are...'. And apparently, he was ****e, too.
When Ivan Golac came to SFC Lawrie explained that the pronunciation was GOW _LACK, but if he made a mistake it rhymed with bollock.