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Discussion in 'Hull City' started by Dr.Stanley O'Google, HCFC, Nov 20, 2015.

  1. Ron Burguvdy

    Ron Burguvdy Well-Known Member

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    Just one of a number of appeeling segments in the life of an orange !
     
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    Are you taking the pith?
     
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    I always wondered what Terry looked like before he found the chocolate.
     
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  6. Ron Burguvdy

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  7. Ron Burguvdy

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  8. originallambrettaman

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    WTF is this abomination...

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  9. TwoWrights

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    Some anosmic freaks will have it on fish.
     
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    Just a thought on mayonnaise I won’t use it , wife uses it on everything - put a dollop in your sink near the plug hole and see how long it takes to break down and go away ! It’s like emulsified oil that you used to get in engines for those of a certain age .
    Im not usually fussy with food but that stuff is horrible . IMO
     
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    Is it Vegan? Asking on behalf of Dennis.
     
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  13. Ernie Shackleton

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    This couldn't exist unless a junior employee turned on the gravy tap into the bottling vat before the mayo that was already in there was bottled.

    There's no other explanation that could possibly make sense.


    It's the greedy Hellmann's executives who, in an emergency meeting said, '****ing hell, we've got a million litres of gravy mixed with mayo, we either scrap it or market it'.


    Hence the product.



    Restaurant inspired?


    If the restaurant is in the inner circle of Dante's Hell, possibly.


    Judas Iscariot can stand down; he's been relieved.
     
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    Whoever thought this was a good idea must of gone to the same business school as the p&o boss
     
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    Inspired by chip shops apparently.

    Which seems to make no more sense than mixing mayo with gravy.

    It’s one of three new flavours, though the other two make more sense, one’s Coronation Mayo and the other’s Chilli Mayo.
     
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    You'll be trying some on your chips then Ernie?
     
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  18. Ernie Shackleton

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    I've had me chips, Plum.


    Had curry sauce on them, obvs.


    Gravy + Mayonnaise?

    It can't be rationalised in any form.

    It's two things that can't actually exist simultaneously.


    Imagine if a football team and a rugby league team shared a stadium?

    We all know that would be wrong.

    And anyone with an ounce of moral sense wouldn't allow it.


    But imagine it happened.








    Then that's Gravy and Mayonnaise.
     
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    Gravy and Mayo = Landfill. Nothing more nothing less.
     
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    1. It is emulsified oil.

    2. Your head gasket's gone.
     
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