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And in one... tha hoop relaxes

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Albert's Chip Shop, Dec 23, 2017.

  1. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter
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    Merry Xmas you glorious bastards!!!


    Now please Santa... sell us to that lush blonde piece please.
     
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  2. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    What a difference a win makes, massive <bubbly>
     
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  3. Albert's Chip Shop

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    As big as Obi’s arse.

    Or Jakarta’s tab at the Earl.
     
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  4. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Relaxed hoop, just in time for Pep to slide in ya fart pipe and butcher your giblets.

    I think your best bet is to attack all of their players in the dressing room before KO.
     
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  5. Hung Drawn and Quartered

    Hung Drawn and Quartered Well-Known Member

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    Unlike your team bottling it and ended up crying over spilt milk <laugh>
     
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  6. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Who was crying?
     
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  7. Seabass

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    Did you see the quality of our attacking play! Looking forward to City now I think we are probably going to stop their run. Suppose we will have to help Man Utd out seeing as they couldn't get the job done themselves. :emoticon-0138-think
     
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  8. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Beating City won't help us, if you could send somebody to tie Mourinho up in his hotel though that'd be nice.
     
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  9. QWOP

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    Man City are goingnto tear us a new one in the same way I said West Ham would
     
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  10. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    Honestly the game against Man City is going to be brutal. We stopped the rot and that’s the main thing.
     
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  11. General Lee Speaking

    General Lee Speaking Well-Known Member

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    You expect to lose against Man City obviously. It's the 3 games after that that we need to be switched on for: Brighton, Stoke and Swansea. Then it's Man City again!
     
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  12. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    Brighton is a must win for me. As is Swansea. We need a couple of home wins to lift the spirits. 6 points from those two takes us to 24 points 15 to play. 16 points from 15 games is very doable.
     
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  13. It's_all_Greek_to_me

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    Keep Man City to a narrow defeat and beat Brighton and Swansea. Man City didn't get out of second gear v Bournemouth and will be looking to extend their run.
     
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  14. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Have faith. We will beat City 3-2.
     
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    If we can keep the inevitable Citeh defeat to the odd goal I will be fairly happy, as long as we get two wins out of the next three after that.

    A cricket score against Peps side could see heads drop and the defeat stretch far beyond that game.

    The only way we will get a draw is if they are still stuffed full of turkey and cant be arsed.
     
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  16. It's_all_Greek_to_me

    It's_all_Greek_to_me Well-Known Member

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    They look as invincible as Barca did.
     
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