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Ancient Aliens

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by RAVENBLACK, Jan 15, 2013.

  1. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    Bought a box set of the series that was on the History Channel. Along with the series on the Titanic which was on Discovery. The Titanic one was a bit rubbishy as quite a bit of it focussed on knobhead James Camerom's exploits when surveying the ship at the bottom of the ocean. Kept mentioning about how accurate his film was, bollocks it was typical Hollywood rewriting of history to make the yanks look good as usual. The only saving grace was Kates tits to be honest.

    Now the Aliens, that was more to my liking. Anyone that thinks they have it all worked out should be forced to watch this incredible analysis of anachronisms and bizzare facts that have pervaded our history. No-one knows for sure.

    Certainly not Darwin as he was never able to explain "the missing link" and no-one ever has.
     
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  2. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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  3. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    Who's Darwin?
     
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  4. ManDingo 20"/20"

    ManDingo 20"/20" MDMA Guru

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    Put down the crackpipe ER.

    And venom stop ****ing selling him crack.
     
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  5. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    "the missing link"

    There are in fact two missing links.

    1. To the infamous photie of Tina's tits.
    2. To the infamous video of Jen flicking the bean.

    We live in hope that these links will appear some day soon.
     
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  6. Otto Flayshow

    Otto Flayshow Well-Known Member

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    I used to like Graham Hancock's books till I saw his theories ripped to shreds by proper historians. When asked to respond, he was unable to put up a decent defence. His books are entertaining but shouldn't be taken too seriously. I suspect ER's ancient aliens fall into the same category.
     
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    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    Was he the one that based measures of ancient intelligence on how structures like the pyramids mapped the stars?

    I think he was partly undone when a scientist showed him that you could do the same thing with New York Subway stations.
     
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  8. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    It's an explanation for a missing link unlike Darwin who did not have a scoobies.

    Could be a pile of ****e but at least it's an explanation.
     
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  9. GroveRanger

    GroveRanger Well-Known Member

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    If you look closely that's ER on the far left (minus the colostomy bag).
     
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  10. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    Having watched both series of Ancient Aliens, and most of the documentaries about ****e like that, I can safely say:

    It's all bollocks <ok>
     
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  11. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    If we want your opinion on Phil Parkes and Gerry Francis we'll give you a shout sonny.

    Otherwise leave the serious and informative topics to the big boys.
     
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  12. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    Go away sonny. There's only one decent poster from Watford on here and it ain't you sonny.
     
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  13. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    I'm from Hackney you thick old **** <ok>

    You're the worst Aberdonian poster on here, you plastic-scot senile old ****wit
     
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  14. GroveRanger

    GroveRanger Well-Known Member

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    Ah, Phil Parkes! What a legend. Massive hands and part of perhaps the greatest sides QPR ever put out before he, sadly, departed for West Ham.

    And Gerry 'Beefy' Francis was another superb player. Even captained England. But have you seen the state of him now? Whoa, serious mullet alert! And he's got more chins than the Hong Kong phone directory.

    Neither of them were aliens.
     
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  15. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    Not Aberdonian. I am a man of the earth descended from aliens.

    You were and are a horrible experiment gone wrong.

    No do **** off kindly you toe-rag.

    Or better still why not make an effort at starting a thread, go on you can do it spazzy *****, you know you can. You may even get a reply fannyfart.

    Toodle pips.
     
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