last night in Ardoyne made me sick all the guys wanted was to walk but Doddsy got hit in the head with a brick and now the ****s getting the gawk. a prayer vigil will be held at 9pm for Nigel Dodds DUP MP. After he was unable to withstand a banter brick.
nigel dodds is a prod and its medro and friends who hit him with the bants innit. its all about the bants but wee nigel couldnt take it. P.S. Hail Mary's will not be accepted at the prayer meeting. we dont want him to go to Helllllll
I can picture it now. Wee Dooddsy in a coma for 15 years. When he awakens the first person he sees is a young nurse. And the first question he asks the girl is.... "Young lady, tell me that The Rangers have made it to the promised land of the top flight of the Scottish Professional Football League?" "Why yes Mr Dodds". Came the reply.... "And tell me young lady... Are The Rangers beating those Fenians?" "Oh yes Mr Dodds. They beat them last week." "And what was the score?" "2-15 to 1-19" .......my sincere apologies for that joke. please log in to view this image
Away down to Dublin here hash Il probably run into you at some point down there owing to your love of the place and inability to keep yourself away from it
The Cat In The Bowler Hat Oh sir I see your bricks for me It shouldn't be, I`m DUP DUP and Orange B , I wear a sash the shape of V And when I march I march for free Free Ulstermen and bigotry And Union, Jack so don't attack When there`s so many bricks we lack Yes bricks in fact That bricks from Derrys Walls So put it back
You sir, are a total **** sir. Unless you refer to the Maris Piper/King Edward type. In which case I retract my previous comment.