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  1. Hash.

    Hash. pure daycent

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    last night in Ardoyne made me sick
    all the guys wanted was to walk
    but Doddsy got hit in the head with a brick
    and now the ****s getting the gawk.



    a prayer vigil will be held at 9pm for Nigel Dodds DUP MP. After he was unable to withstand a banter brick.

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  2. Tina.

    Tina. Well-Known Member

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    nigel dodds rhymes with prods.

    I hope the ****er dies.

    :)
     
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  3. Hash.

    Hash. pure daycent

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    nigel dodds is a prod and its medro and friends who hit him with the bants innit. its all about the bants but wee nigel couldnt take it.

    P.S. Hail Mary's will not be accepted at the prayer meeting. we dont want him to go to Helllllll
     
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  4. Otto Flayshow

    Otto Flayshow Well-Known Member

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    A node

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    Anode

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  5. RebelBhoy

    RebelBhoy Moderator Staff Member

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    I can picture it now. Wee Dooddsy in a coma for 15 years. When he awakens the first person he sees is a young nurse. And the first question he asks the girl is....

    "Young lady, tell me that The Rangers have made it to the promised land of the top flight of the Scottish Professional Football League?"

    "Why yes Mr Dodds". Came the reply....

    "And tell me young lady... Are The Rangers beating those Fenians?"

    "Oh yes Mr Dodds. They beat them last week."

    "And what was the score?"

    "2-15 to 1-19"

    .......my sincere apologies for that joke.

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  6. Vilsmeier-Haack Reaction

    Vilsmeier-Haack Reaction Well-Known Member

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    Away down to Dublin here hash<ok>

    Il probably run into you at some point down there owing to your love of the place and inability to keep yourself away from it :D
     
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  7. rogueleader

    rogueleader suave gringo

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    The Cat In The Bowler Hat

    Oh sir I see your bricks for me
    It shouldn't be, I`m DUP
    DUP and Orange B , I wear a sash the shape of V
    And when I march I march for free
    Free Ulstermen and bigotry
    And Union, Jack so don't attack
    When there`s so many bricks we lack
    Yes bricks in fact
    That bricks from Derrys Walls
    So put it back
     
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  8. rogueleader

    rogueleader suave gringo

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    Hello......Hello
     
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  9. hawkmoonfy2

    hawkmoonfy2 Well-Known Member

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    rep
     
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  11. hawkmoonfy2

    hawkmoonfy2 Well-Known Member

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    shame you don't like people returning rep.
     
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  12. Jamrag

    Jamrag Well-Known Member

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    You sir, are a total **** sir.

    Unless you refer to the Maris Piper/King Edward type. In which case I retract my previous comment.
     
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