Ralph Hasenhuttl Known as the Austrian Klopp He came to Southampton And saved us from the drop He got the best out of Prowsey And Nathan Redmond too Neither had been scoring goals But now they have a few Even Long scored a goal Surely it would not last He ended up with a few more And one was flipping fast It is a Premiership record For our hard working Shane The Hornet's well and truly stung It's a pity we drew that game Ralph never made a signing He stuck with what he had Choosing to use youth as well Is he flipping mad? The answer to that was no Coz we did not go down He also shipped Hoedt out on loan The useless bleeding clown Hopefully next season With a few players coming in He will play the type of football That leaves us with a grin So a big thank you from us fans I would like to say I hopes he's here for a long time Doing things the Ralphampton way
Ralph Hasenhüttl He’s not a proper kraut, No one spells his name right They always leave the uml out.
I've taken SaintMarv's original and changed it slightly. Hope you like it. Ralph Hasenhüttl He's got the best out of Prowsey And Nathan Redmond too Neither had been scoring But now they do.
His name is Hasenhuttl, Like Klopp but his teeth are clean, And if he wants a guarantee He'll buy a washing machine! Ohhhhhhhhh
Who needs the fat Spanish waiter, Pep, Pochettino or Klopp? Ralph is the man that is going to take the Saints to the top!
Am sure TSS, I haven’t changed from the default keyboard, and if you hold your finger down, it gives you the second character on each key, like the shift key on a full size keyboard. I haven't bothered to change cos I hardly ever write anything in foreign Edit have göt âll thé førèign bits n bōbs now
Hehe, that's almost the most umlaut and accent ridden sentence I've ever seen. Of course, there's Finnish. That puts any lettered language to shame. Incidentally, I routinely write stuff in Italian to my brother to keep in practice, but I'm learning German and, once in a blue Moon, Russian. So I have those 3 keyboards apart from English. As my brother texted me only 5 minutes ago - 10 years ago this was practically impossible. Yep.
****ing hell 8 likes... I thought it was pretty **** tbh n was just straight off top of my head Might try n get that going at an away next year if I'm drinking again.
We should really confuse the opposition fans and sing that stupid song from a few years back: “Mcdonald’s, Mcdonald’s Kentucky Fried Chicken And a Rabbit Hutch”
