DR. HUW and the Scorenoughts.................. Scene 1. It is evening as the Tardis gently comes to rest in a green oblong area surounded by paper strewn terraces. The wind howls in the empty arena but still carries the echos of the anguished cries of '' Calm Down ? Calm Down? We were fcuking ****e! Who signed that 11 year old striker? Whadyermean he was free'' As his eyes slowly accustom to the gloom, Dr.Huws eyes rest on a lonely slumped figure at the side of the grass. He appears to be scribbling furiously and muttering to himself. Dr. Huw tentatively moves closer to the hunched figure when suddenly terror grips his heart, as he hears '' page 183. Remember not to sell your striker''.The voice that he knew so well. It was his arch nemises, Obi Blarney Brenda. Obi Blarney Brenda, sensing some movement looks up straight in to the semi closed eyes of Dr. Huw , who can barely hide his disdain of this loathsome creature. '' Ahh Obi Blarney Brenda '' qouth our hero, '' So this where you ended up, when you were banished from Libiteria ?'' ''Yes'' hisses Obi Blarney Brenda, '' This living hell, is my new domain .'' '' Well it's something that you brought on yourself . Sorry love to chat but time to go! '' '' Oh no your not going any where !'' hissed Obi Blarney Brenda , '' Behold my Scorenoughts !'' Suddenly, from the darkened tunnel in front of which Obi Blarney Brenda had been sitting, a monotonous chant sounded . It appeared to be approaching getting louder and louder till Dr. Huw made out the words ,'' Hold the ball, pass it back, pass it square, Hold the ball, pass it back, pass it square '' over and over and over and ( well you get the idea ) . The chants were coming from some red clothed robots bearing down on Dr. Huw. Dr. Huw spun round to see the welcoming lights of the tardis almost 50 yards away, could he make it to safety? Not without a diversion. Quick as a flash he opened his coat and pulled out a regulation size 5 football ,punted it in the air towards the chanting robots and shouted, '' on you go lads , score a goal '' . In the ensuing confusion our hero sauntered back to the Tardis and to the haunted screams of '' Take me back !'' shut the Tardis door and set the dial for Libiteria. Cue music...................
Would make an excellent sketch on a comedy show. Does Dr.Huw have an assistant? Cybil Pond perhaps. Skrtel sounds like he should come from planet Skaro (home of the daleks).
Dilli I'm thinking next of doing something with G..... you know who. ( Like firing him out of a cannon...... no really ) What do you think? If not what about you you
FFS, I reckon the G man would be a good sidekick, in the same way R2D2 was. If you want to fire an evil dilli type character out of a cannon then you feel free mate. I'm more than happy to laugh at myself, One idea for a villain though, how about an illiterate, sick in the head fcukwit from the dark side of the force ? You could call him something like Lord Bulbus of scrotum.
It's all part of the job, don't worry about it, you can 'please some people some of the time' and all that! I did enjoy your ladyboy adventure, shame it got closed, uncle tony aye............
I nearly spat my beer over my new laptop then. Fcuk imagine the insurance claim it was Lord Bulbus of Scrotums fault! FCuk me Valley that's a bit too far fetched , even for Sci Fi
MAMMY THE NASTY BOY VALLEY IS PICKING ON ME! MODS ARE YOU GOING TO ALLOW VIDEO NASTIES TO BE SHOWN ON THIS FORUM? SHAME ON YOU! ( It's not real anyway that guys wearing a G..., you know who mask, and a pi*s poor one at that so there )
Yes we are going to let that naughty boy Valley pick on you. The most surreal thread I've seen in a long time
If liverpool can get rid of Andy Caroll, surely we can get rid of 'Gower the Magnificent', man I'm begining to wonder about Laudrup!................
