Pompey Monopoly
Have been meaning to post this from a while back but never got round to it.
Found it amusing
Rules:
1) Community Chest - You open an offshore account in your dog's name. Pocket £500k. This card doubles as a "Get Out Of Jail Free" card.
2) Your shed of a ground requires new loos, Pay £200k to terry the builder
3) When you land on Liam Lawrence, pay £20,000. Roll again. Land on David Norris, pay £25,000. Roll again, land on Dave Kitson, pay £20,000. Roll again, land on Tal Ben-Haim, pay £36,000.
4) Chance card - you decide to burn down part of the stadium to collect the insurance.
But do you have insurance?
5) Community Chest - Even though you fail to pay charities and the community the money you owe them, the league have seen it fit to recommend you as "community club of the season" win £100 in laundered notes.
6) You land on the Electric Co. Turn off the stadium lights and hide under the table.
7) Chance - You find £17M down the back of a sofa
And the board looks like this:
Have been meaning to post this from a while back but never got round to it.
Found it amusing

Rules:
1) Community Chest - You open an offshore account in your dog's name. Pocket £500k. This card doubles as a "Get Out Of Jail Free" card.
2) Your shed of a ground requires new loos, Pay £200k to terry the builder
3) When you land on Liam Lawrence, pay £20,000. Roll again. Land on David Norris, pay £25,000. Roll again, land on Dave Kitson, pay £20,000. Roll again, land on Tal Ben-Haim, pay £36,000.
4) Chance card - you decide to burn down part of the stadium to collect the insurance.
But do you have insurance?
5) Community Chest - Even though you fail to pay charities and the community the money you owe them, the league have seen it fit to recommend you as "community club of the season" win £100 in laundered notes.
6) You land on the Electric Co. Turn off the stadium lights and hide under the table.
7) Chance - You find £17M down the back of a sofa
And the board looks like this:
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