American Football(Rugby for the challenged)

The other night I stayed up to watch the superbowl live on the BBC. The last time it was on, I only watched the half time entertainment as the Boss was playing.

But, this time I though I’d give it a chance. I mean, all those Americans must like it for a reason…..Right?

So there I was, the next day off work, beer in hand, trying to figure out how the **** some fat bastard called the freezer can actually call himself a sportsman.

No sooner had the game started to flow, (I say flow, more like a gently shimmy in shoulder pads towards a white line) than some **** on the sideline called a time out.

Seriously, the game would be a lot faster and more interesting if they just cut the chat out. Fair enough, have a half time orange…But all this stop start **** is annoying.

Although it didn’t bug me that much when I went for a dump as I didn’t miss anything.

It grabbed me that there must be a reason that all those massive bastards wore a ridiculous amount of padding. I thought here we go…Somebody is going to get messed up big time. Some of the punches that must get thrown should be cracking, going on the size of their helmets(Head helmets, not bell-ends).

But no, not one incident of random violence. No freezer sitting on anybody, no bad boy white trash type guy biting an ear…Nothing…Nada.

This would have been ok if the actual sport was decent. But seriously, I haven’t been so bored since watching David Starky discussing how far he can get his tongue up Cromwell’s arsehole.

Never again will I stay up to watch that ****e. The one saving grace was the moronic bint singing the wrong words to their national anthem….But even that was ruined by The Black eyed Guff’s murdering Sweet Child Of Mine. Surly Slash doesn’t need the cash that much!?! No wonder Axl Rose thinks he’s a prick.

So, I guess my point is, that American Football is one of the ****tiest sports in the world and my time would have been better spent chugging one off to some worn out old slapper on babe station.

American’s are truly ****ing mental to love this sport and it worries me that these morons have nuclear weapons. Oh, and if you’re going to call it football, at least have some skill when it comes to kicking the ball.

If you’ve read this far, isn’t it refreshing that we can write about any pish we want on Not606? And shouldn’t you have spent the last few minutes on something more worthwhile? Sort your life out.

 

Breaks are very frequent, it was slow game to start off though as any final nobody wanting to really go for it. American football is a mixed bag you either love it (americans) or dislike/not have a scooby what's happening. I know enough of the rules to know whats going on, it wasn't that bad to watch.

 

Good read mate that crap is second to only NBA NHL etc and the rest of their ****ty sports . Why, when American TV Series about Italian gangsters are so amazin, lifechanging and groundbreaking, are their sports so ****in awful? Whaddya gonna do?

 

If that **** gets so much coverage I don't even want to go near their Americanised netball or rounders!!!

Seriously, they slag Football for being boring because sometimes you can draw 0-0....But watching that turgid pash is like a night out with the chuckle brothers and Zig and Zag on crack....Which now I think about it, doesn't sound that bad.

 

Mate they aint gotta a clue sportswise, morphing the supreme Scottish skill of Curling into Ice Hockey was sacrilegious and I damn them all to route66.

 

that sounds freakin awsome! have to say the only American sport i like is the ice hockey and even that's more Canadian.... i think

 

Yeah, the Canadians have that covered. But it's only good because there's a bit of a scrap in it.

What they should really do is combine it with boxing....But instead of boxing gloves, you should wear ice skates on your hands!

Yeah, I think we're on to something here....B'icing....LET'S GET READY TO RUUUUUUUMMMMBBBBLLLEE!!!!

 

can we have chubby chicks in bikinis and yellow marigold gloves to tell us what round it is??

 

Sounds like a plan, ya BBW lover you!

 

gotta love the big women but seriously i cant even be that arsed watching normal footy on the telly unless its celtic never mind that American gash!

 

It would be OK if it lasted the 1 hour that they actually play. Somehow they manage to make a 1 hour game last 4 hours. Frankly, I've had more excitement on a night out with Ariel Sharon.

 

The whole thing is four hours that seems like four days......I want that time back.:-(