Amazon

I'm sure some of you will buy bits and pieces on Amazon. I know my missus does. Anyway, long story short she's been buying stuff for the lads upcoming birthday and apparently I've 'saved' quite a bit (spent a bit too, mind). She told me its because she used a discount site. I've had a look and seems quite useful. Link here if anyone interested http://amazaving.com

 

I bought a Giant Dildo for my missus only last week, I wish I had this info then.

 

As a 16th-century Reformation firebrand, you can imagine the wear and tear on my Bible as I'm preaching fire and brimstone from my pulpit every Sunday. One hardly dares speculate how much dosh this site could've saved me buying replacement bibles over the centuries if I'd known about it sooner. Damn you, Lucifer. May you and your minions burn in Hell for all Eternity.

 

Neoprene Bibles. There's your solution right there.

 

i was going to tell you to go **** yourself but that could actually come in handy.

 

Awww, minions are lovely

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Him ****ing himself?

 

hey babes, av hurt ma back. mon rub it better xx

 

Erm, I dunno what to do about this. Am scared.

 

Ha no, I just read more than I post (a lot more). Impressed how quickly we got to dildos to be fair. I just thought it was useful

 

If you read a lot more on here you wouldn't have been surprised, ya fanny.

 

**** in her sock drawer ... Again

 

I went for a ****, what happened next nobody in the car park expected.

 

Amazon is for ****ters.

 

She has a cheeky wee hamper next to her bed. I **** into that.

(not he type of hamper you're hoping for, fatso)

 

Question.

Do wimmin not realise we **** into their underwear drawer when they're not home?

Crusty. Crispy.

 

why in the **** would you?

in fact, you ****s can't pish down the pan without hitting the seat - like **** you can **** straight in to a drawer

 

Once or twice I've even caught the back of the seat with a bit of poop, especially if the faecal evacuation was explosive.